Swinger Heaven and Indian Swinger

Swinger heaven is exactly where fanatical swingers desire to be with all their bananas and cunts.  In swinger heaven, they can have all the dongs and pussies and cream pies they want, even go for cum facials and sloppy seconds many fucking times over. 

I mean, swinging is recreational sex, right? So, swinger heaven would mean more and more sex, which leads to more and more hunger for sex (attend an old swingers party’s orgy and you will see what I mean). Well, humans are naturally insatiable beings with insatiable appetites for everything.

Others might hunger for power, fame, and fortune, even death; swingers hunger for the freedom to fuck any way they want, with whomever they want, wherever they want, with a good dose of fuck society attitude.

What God thinks about the swinging lifestyle does not even enter the equation.  Heaven is generally an abstract idea frequently associated with rewards after death, either in an eternal place filled with the goodies of your heart’s desires or as a spiritual union with God and the universe. 

However, swinger heaven happens while you are alive and can get a hard-on, with carnal rewards like cream pies and cum, with sexual union with your sex partners, and in a place of your own choosing. What God thinks about the swinging lifestyle is immaterial; what is important in swinging is what the gods of sex and your sex partners think about your fucking. 

Besides, swinger heaven is right here, right now while the heaven of the righteous will have to wait until their death.  Not a good way to experience heaven on earth, right?

If swinger heaven is a term of recent coinage, the ancestors of an Indian swinger have enjoyed swinger heaven for thousands of years and called it by a different name. Does Kama Sutra ring any bells?  It is one of the penultimate works on love and sex, the ultimate one still to be written by an inspired swinger yet to be born.

An Indian swinger has a very admirable heritage in the ancient art of Kama Sutra, which he/she could put to marvelous use in the modern art of swinging.  An Indian swinger has plenty of sexual acts to choose from, all 64 types of them contained in 10 chapters;  now, that is good reading for any swinger, Indian or not. 

And if you thought that great sex is a modern invention, think again.  The Kama Sutra teaches the different types of sexual stimulation, embraces, stroking and kissing, marking with your nails and teeth, even slapping and moaning.  Those ancient Indians surely knew what they were handing down to an Indian swinger in the modern world. 

With this heritage, an Indian swinger has the upper hand in any old n young sex swingers orgy.  But no, the Indian gods thought it a supreme joke upon the human race to further endow any Indian swinger, especially the female ones, with hot faces and even hotter bodies. 

Now, if only the beauty queens of India would become swingers, then truly we would be in swinger heaven.  Here in the US, cities like Atlanta, Georgia (GA) and Miami, Florida (FL) are swinger heavens because of the presence of swinger bars and clubs and the existence of real swinging communities.