Swinging Safari and Amateur Wife Swinger Party

The term “swinging safari” means many things to many people.  For music lovers and followers of the 1960s, A Swingin’ Safari is the title of an instrumental by Bert Kaempfert composed and recorded in 1962. A cover version by Billy Vaughn became #13 on the Billboard charts in that same year.

It is best remembered as the original theme music for the American television game show Match Game, the object of which was having contestants match as many answers as possible with those provided by celebrity panelists in a fill-in-the-blank format. Since the Match Game is now part of a casino slot machine, you probably could find one in Carson City, Nevada (NV).

For National Geographic enthusiasts, Swinging Safari was the title of the first episode of the National Geographic nature series, Really Wild Animals, which ran from 1993 to 1997.  Swinging Safari featured African animals primarily those from the Serengeti Plain extending from northwestern Tanzania to southwestern Kenya, and also those from the jungles of central Africa and the Kalahari. Swinging Safari stressed the realities of survival among wild animals in Africa, including the brutality of prey and predator interaction, the fragile ecosystem, and the food chain mechanisms. 

The Swingin’ Safari instrumental by Bert Kaempfert would sound ridiculous as a Swinging Safari song; just imagine a tin whistle as a background for lions feasting on the carcass of a deer and you’ll agree just how absurd it is.  For golf fanatics, a swinging safari means golf surrounded by wildlife in a nature preserve.  Usually, African countries like Kenya offer this type of golf to more adventurous golfers. 

How far out to right field do you swing the golf club will depend on whether you want a hole-in-one or a hole in your pants caused by a wild animal chasing your behind’s hole.  But for less-inclined golfers, there is always the choice of golf in Augusta, Georgia (GA). For swingers, a swinging safari is simply an African safari mixed with sex in wide open spaces (swingers who have claustrophobia would love it). 

A common thread seems to run on all four meanings–a hole.  The song was recorded in an old-fashioned disc with a hole (it was 1962 after all); the National Geographic’s Swinging Safari can drill a hole in your pocket (the whole Really Wild Animals series is for sale); the golfers’ swinging safari have golf holes (a hole-in-one preferably); and swingers’ swinging safari intends to put penises in one’s pussy and asshole (literally). 

Now, an amateur wife swinger party is where the holes are at. This is simply a party where sex (and holes, too) is the predominant theme. Friendships and personal growth are just accidentals to the sex.  The amateur wife swinger party can be the beginning of better things, like a swinging wives gang bang; now, it is a one-on-one affair, next it will be a four-is-to-one sex thing.  As with any swinger party, rules of etiquette in swinging apply. 

Be clean when coming to the party, bring your own personal items, bring something for the hostess, keep your hands to yourself until invited, do not drink alcoholic beverages lest you pass out unceremoniously and do not do drugs unless allowed by the hostess.  An amateur wife swinger party have many holes (read: pussies) to fill without you making an asshole of yourself.